I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
how do you play pong handcuffed?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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