If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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