If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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