And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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