i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
this will be a night to untag.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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