We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
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don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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