Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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