Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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