A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
My penis needs a shock collar
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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