So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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