We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Panties = found
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