yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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