Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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