craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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