So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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