I want to stick my p in your. b.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
BRING THE BAGELS
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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