What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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