Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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