I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
