ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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