They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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