But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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