im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
and she was petting her beer can
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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