Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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