That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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