Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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