i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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