party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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