the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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