Just fell off a train. Bad.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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