That's intense
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
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broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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