Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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