How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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