im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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