Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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