I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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