You work out of a Hotel?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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