ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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