Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
