I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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