I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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