i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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