oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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