So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
that may or may not have been my penis.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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