nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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