It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
All I want is dick and wine.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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