yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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