hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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