What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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