Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
You left your underwear on the fireplace
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
