Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize