I don't think brook has ever known best
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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