I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
