hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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