I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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