Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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